The Phantom Holding Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- The QB looks at Mooney exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mooney drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.