The Inch-Short Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Mooney finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mooney drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.