The Phantom Holding Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“The QB looks at Mooney exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mooney, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.