The Mystery Tweak Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mooney sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mooney drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.