The Butter-Finger Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Mooney scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
76%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mooney, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.