The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Mooney scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
77%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mooney's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.