The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Mooney is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
81%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mooney drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.