The Phantom Holding Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mooney's stadium. Only over Mooney.
- Mooney goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
Mooney, Mooney, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.