The Butter-Finger Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A mysterious flag erases Mooney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mooney, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.