The Mystery Tweak Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mooney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.