The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mooney drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.