The Late Scratch Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Mooney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- The QB looks at Mooney exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
76%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mooney, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.