The Shadow Coverage Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mooney's stadium. Only over Mooney.
75%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mooney, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.