The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
- Mooney's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mooney drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.