The Butter-Finger Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Ref: "Number Mooney, that's a flag." Mooney: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Mooney is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Mooney scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.