The Mystery Tweak Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Mooney gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
76%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mooney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.