The Phantom Flag Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Ref: "Number Mooney, that's a flag." Mooney: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Mooney scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
84%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mooney, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.