The Butter-Finger Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The broadcast shows Mooney on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mooney's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.