The Hamstring Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Ref: "Number Mooney, that's a flag." Mooney: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mooney's stadium. Only over Mooney.
- Mooney gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
78%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mooney drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.