The Late Scratch Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
- Mooney is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
82%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mooney drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.