The Phantom Holding Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Mooney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mooney's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.