The Snap Count Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mooney drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.