The Inch-Short Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- A mysterious flag erases Mooney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Mooney finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mooney's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.