The Phantom Holding Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- A mysterious flag erases Mooney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Mooney goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mooney, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.