The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- The broadcast shows Mooney on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Mooney drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
72%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mooney drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.