The Butter-Finger Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Ref: "Number Mooney, that's a flag." Mooney: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mooney, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.