The Inch-Short Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Mooney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mooney, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.