The Sunday Night Fade Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Montgomery loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
72%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Montgomery's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.