The Fumble Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Montgomery gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
83%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Montgomery, Montgomery, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.