The Committee Backfield Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- The broadcast shows Montgomery on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Montgomery will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
88%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Montgomery drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.