The Snap Count Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Montgomery is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
81%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Montgomery's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.