The Stuffed Run Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Ref: "Number Montgomery, that's a flag." Montgomery: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Montgomery sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Montgomery's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.