The Fumble Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Montgomery will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
79%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Montgomery's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.