The Snap Count Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Montgomery's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
89%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Montgomery drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.