The Snap Count Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Montgomery is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Montgomery, Montgomery, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.