The Hamstring Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Montgomery's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
81%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Montgomery's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.