The Hamstring Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ref: "Number Montgomery, that's a flag." Montgomery: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
92%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Montgomery, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.