The Sunday Night Fade Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
77%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Montgomery scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.