The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Montgomery gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Montgomery's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.