The Mystery Tweak Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The team goes up 21 early and Montgomery gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
87%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
Incantation
Montgomery, Montgomery, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.