The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A mysterious flag erases Montgomery's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Montgomery's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.