The Phantom Flag Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Montgomery gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
92%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Montgomery, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.