The Stuffed Run Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Montgomery's stadium. Only over Montgomery.
- Montgomery gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
84%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Montgomery, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.