The Hamstring Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Montgomery breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
81%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Montgomery's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.