The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- The team goes up 21 early and Montgomery gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
79%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Montgomery, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.