The Garbage-Time Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- A mysterious flag erases Montgomery's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Montgomery sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Montgomery, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.