The Sunday Night Fade Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Montgomery gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
75%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Montgomery's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.