The Committee Backfield Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Montgomery's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
77%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Montgomery's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.