The Stuffed Run Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Montgomery gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
89%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Montgomery's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.