The Hamstring Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- The team goes up 21 early and Montgomery gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
84%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Montgomery's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.